Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945)

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.

Red Skelton (1913-1997)

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Confucius (551-475 BC)

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Mao Tse Tung (1893-1976)

I voted for you during your last election.

G.I. Gurdjieff (1872-1949)

A "sin" is something which is not necessary.

Les Paul

One minute we're over here, the next minute we're doing something completely different. But it's interesting because you are producing so many things you couldn't do with analog.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

For tis not in mere death that men die most.

Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Isaac Asimov (1920-1992)

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Alan Watts (1915-1973)

Buddhism has in it no idea of there being a moral law laid down by somekind of cosmic lawgiver.

Ray Bradbury

Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall.

Helen Keller (1880-1968)

I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.

Paul Simon

Faith is an island in the setting sun, But proof is the bottom line for everyone.

Dalai Lama

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe.

Martin Luther King jr

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Jim Morrison (1943-1971)

Drugs are a bet with your mind.

Andre Breton (1896-1966)

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.

Lao Tzu (c. 6th century BC)

Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.

C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.

Elvis Presley (1935-1077)

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

It is one of the chief skills of the philosopher not to occupy himself with questions which do not concern him.

Mother Teresa (1910-1997)

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.

Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

All this worldly wisdom was once the unamiable heresy of some wise man.

Rainer Maria Rilke (1875-1926)

A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.

Jack Benny (1894-1974)

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.